Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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