how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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