She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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