i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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