who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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