oh god the rape fog is back!
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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