Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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