I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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