I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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