doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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