She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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