Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
two words...techno handjob
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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