no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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