Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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