I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The beer is more important than you right now.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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