Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
i think i just lost a toe
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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