you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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