Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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