uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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