We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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