My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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