Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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