I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
