he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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