I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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