so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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