Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
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Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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