She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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