How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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