is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
