Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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