i was born a porn star she said
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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