She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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