yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
