That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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