he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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