She's JV to your varsity
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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