I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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