Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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