Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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