Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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