So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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