yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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