Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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