im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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