i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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