o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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