Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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