Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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