I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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