That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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