hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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