she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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