your parents love me but you hate me
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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