Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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