when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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