fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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